Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed: 85 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Players Killed by Monsters: 5676
    Mines Excavated: 2441 Emeralds Found: 2783
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3126 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 228 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2055
    Potions Brewed: 87 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Animals Bred: 186 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 141 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 120

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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