Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 33 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2415
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7040 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Farms Harvested: 539
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4673 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 427 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 101

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 New Chunks Explored: 684056

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Animals Bred: 167 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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