Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Holy Grails Found: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Ores Mined: 3727 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429
    Mines Excavated: 4138 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 44
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Dimension Hops: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Zombie Dances: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Alien Abductions: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 221 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Gods Slained: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7161
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Potions Brewed: 77 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

    PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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