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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2342 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8621 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.
So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!