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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7472 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!