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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
