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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 824 | Potions Brewed: | 110 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5707 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.
Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!
