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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6459 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 304 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.
Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!
