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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6803 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.
Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!
