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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6119 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 311 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.
Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!
