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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1230 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.