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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9555 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.