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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3762 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4162 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!