AND B1tBlock

Adventures, camaraderie, classic minecraft, Community, creativity, Curated World, Discord, Essence, form, gameplay enhancements, indulging, innovation, LifeSteal, modern landscape, Nostalgia, Pioneers, Purists, PvP, Roots, support ticket, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

OG B1tBlock: A Minecraft haven for purists and pioneers alike. Step into a meticulously curated world where nostalgia meets innovation. Embrace the roots оf Minecraft while indulging іn carefully crafted gameplay enhancements. Join a whitelist community dedicated tо camaraderie, creativity, and endless adventures. Welcome tо OG B1tBlock, where the essence оf classic Minecraft thrives іn a modern landscape.

Steps to join:

Step #1:Join the discord server

Step #2: make a support ticket and fill out the form

Step #3: Wait until you get whitelisted Steps to join

mc.b1tblock.xyz:25502

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	380
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Emeralds Found:	3071
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	7205	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5336
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Votes:	6713
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	New Chunks Explored:	580968
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Emeralds Found:	381

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	9074	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!