| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4599 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3340 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4818 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1442 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 604563 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7682 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2972 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5022 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7570 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8476 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7851 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6613 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2841 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1253 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 312 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7727 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 816 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 149 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5997 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 710 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
