| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7343 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1148 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1724 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!
Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?
With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1267 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3805 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6032 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5909 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 450 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4552 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7215 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2788 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9282 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2768 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7308 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8662 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Votes: | 2402 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3669 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Votes: | 4351 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 270 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
