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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6683 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
