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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3925 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?