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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3095 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?