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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4448 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1997 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?