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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4673 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?