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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1354 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!