Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
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