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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6180 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!
