Amaterasu: Where vanilla lovers and PVP warriors unite to form nations in 1.21! Join now!

amaterasu, application, bedrock, Community, Discord, Factions, form, In-Game-Name:, java, Join, Kingdom, Lovers, Nations, Peace, PvP, questions, Server, smp, unite, Vanilla, War, Warriors, world domination

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Amaterasu Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Unique Features	Nation and Kingdom options for players, war mechanics, peaceful community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Amaterasu?	Amaterasu is a Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Minecraft server that supports both Java and Bedrock platforms.
What can players do on the server?	Players can mine, build, grow, lead nations or join them, and engage in peaceful or war activities for world domination.
What are nations and kingdoms?	Nations are countries on the server where players can join or start, allowing for warfare against other nations. Kingdoms offer a peaceful community and safety against involuntary PVP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server provided in the overview and submit an application with your in-game name.
Where can I ask for help or more information?	You can ask questions in the server or on the Discord server.

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Zombie Dances:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	7030	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	215	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	464945	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!