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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9152 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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