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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8157 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
