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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3114 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2991 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!