Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3403
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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