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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 9317 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!