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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8422 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!