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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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