Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

ALMOST 30 POINTS, Basketball, close match, Competition, competitive spirit, Defeat, Difference, fucking, Hahaha, high score difference, hilarious moment, Hoever.., humor, INTENSE GAME, losing team, Minecraft, Points, score difference, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, Victory, winning team

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Votes:	1340	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	140
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ores Mined:	4573	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	695
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9300	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Star Shards Collected:	273
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6495
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	91
Ores Mined:	7815	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com