Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6170	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3800
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1236
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	88	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	966447	Crops Grown:	9508
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4155	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4408	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	56	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6189	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6062

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7736

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz