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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8456 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4595 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!