Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7118	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Star Shards Collected:	86	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.