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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	574	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9453	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crops Grown:	7817	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4910	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	8676	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	97/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	180
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7