Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	8784
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7973
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BandDadBeGone

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Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

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hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	569759
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pi Plays Pokémon

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

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Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5460	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	2480	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2351	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	583828	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!