All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	1866
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	100	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	1461	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	1013
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6945
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	152	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6238	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	3101
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Items Found:	8915
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	435	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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