All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

befriending, ended up, EXPLAIN, Followers, frens, Friend-less, hivemind, ISOLATION, jew puppet, Loneliness, Lonely_Legends, Minecraft, normies, Sheep, sixth sense, smp, social outcast, Support, support thread, together, weird, worth it, zero friends

Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyDeception

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Echo MC

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Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Server For the game Minecraft server

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Parkour Civilization Server| Jump

| Learn about civilization| Look for friends

| And solve the mysteries

| Learn to parkour

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Overview

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories. Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is no room for griefing on our server. We promote a friendly and collaborative community.
Are hacking or cheating tolerated?	No, we have a zero tolerance policy for hacking or cheating. Fair play is essential to our gameplay experience.
How long has the server been operational?	Our server has been operational since 2019, with nearly non-stop availability for players.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided on our website or through in-game announcements.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

Adventures, Anime, Babysitting, bittersweet, COOKIES, Cooking, drawing, Fan art, friend for life, Frisbee, Gaming, Icebreaker, Minecraft, mini-concert, Mixing, mori calliope, Moris, movie marathon, Music, Parental, Picnic, Reaper, Server, Studio, Surprise, video games

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkrainianTankBusters

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lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2