Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Enchantments Applied: 262 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Brain Block Fatigue Fun

    Brain Block Fatigue Fun
    so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

    u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

    we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

    so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpeedVanilla

    SpeedVanilla

    Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

    No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Last Exile Minecraft Server

    Last Exile Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4266
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Mom SMP

    Crafty Mom SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

    Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Potions Brewed: 68 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GFBlocker420

    GFBlocker420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

    Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

    Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2806 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
    Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

    Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mines Excavated: 1545
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BookwormCraft

    BookwormCraft
    Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RocketRumbleMC

    RocketRumbleMC
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RevelationMC

    RevelationMC

    A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Differentiators SMP

    Differentiators SMP

    ‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

    But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

    So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Thick Women Minecraft SMP

    Thick Women Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

    NormBeGone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

    But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyFamilySecret

    CraftyFamilySecret
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4580 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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