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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
so, like, you know how Al Jazeera was like, banned in the West Bank by the Palestinian Authority? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give out free hugs. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude. so forget about the news and come join us for some epic adventures and laughs. who needs Al Jazeera when you got us, right?
