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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3952 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?