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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7139 |
Ores Mined: | 7720 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?