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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1105 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 67553 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?