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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2329 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 180 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 515 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?