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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3689 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2798 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?