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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9833 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 122 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8553 |
Emeralds Found: | 6670 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?