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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9048 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?