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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5427 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?